For an anniversary surprise, Kerry took me to the local kids' party/playzone dealie to sumo-wrestle in giant foam outfits – just like I always wanted to after watching so many lucky people do it between innings at Winnipeg Goldeyes games. It was total geeky fun. And even though there were no photos of our actual match, I have to admit I absolutely dominated the dojo. I was Yokozuna. I "brought it on".